Golfer and caddy
Submitted by si1ver
Golfer: "Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?"
Caddy: "Just in case they get a hole in one?"
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!"
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"
Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!"
Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"
Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."
Caddy: "Just in case they get a hole in one?"
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!"
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"
Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!"
Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"
Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."
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