Fresh jokes

  • What kind fo male face woman finds attractive
    A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending…
    Redneck Doctor fills a death certificate
    How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor? He signs “his”…
    “Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said, “and I’ve…
    Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
  • Glass Wall
    Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
    Man hears knock at his door
    A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone. He glances down, sees a snail…
    Never Say This to a Naked Man
    30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man… 1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh,…
    Strong Britain
    -What makes Britain so strong? -It´s the two-party system. One big party on every friday and an…
  • Roaches
    How does the single woman get rid of roaches? She asks them for a commitment.
    What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t? Snowballs!
    Bad News
    This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, “I have good…
    Blonde stopped using the pill
    Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out.